I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Blood and glitter go together right?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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