i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
how drunk are you?
Several
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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