Non-Jews are for practice
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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