Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Two words: nipple clamps
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