brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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