I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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