this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
