i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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