I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You dont lie about slip and slides
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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