I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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