Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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