that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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