Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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