Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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