I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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