you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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