What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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