I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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