Quick, to the slutcave!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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