I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I wish you could order shots online.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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