Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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