I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you traded sex for a burrito?
The best revenge is premature balding
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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