is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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