She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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