# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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