Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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