why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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