I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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