Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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