if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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