That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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