are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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