All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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