Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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