your thong is hanging out like whoa
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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