Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
These tits shall not be calmed
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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