Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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