So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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