my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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