she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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