If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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