i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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