The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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