The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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