You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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