yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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