I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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