On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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