do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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