Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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