Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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