i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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