So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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