I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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