Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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